New Year Resolutions

i have thought about this a bit, and i would like to shortlist the following:-

1. 'Walk' (in a handstand) the 30 metres and 4 stairs from my kitchen to the lounge.
2. Run a sub 3hr marathon
3. finish 4 marathons in the year
4. finish a 100k race.
5. break a world record (don't know what yet...)
6. Compete in a triathlon
7. learn to swim front crawl
8. cycle 1,000 miles in a single week
9. run over 2,500 miles in the year
10. Cycle over 5,000 miles in the year

I think numbers 2,3,6,7,9 & 10 are fairly do'able..
Numbers 1,4 & 8 are more demanding
Number 5 will be tough, but I'll have to see what sport i can excel in or find a record that has not been broken yet..